directiontheinfection:

When I fangirl I turn in to the wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man

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jesushi:

jesushi:

why am i not a banana

im crying it hit 12,000 what is wrong with the internet

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threedancingoods:

favabean05:

dekutree:

acceptable pet names:

• babe
• baby
• sweetie
• cutie pie
• darling
• honey

unacceptable pet names:

• boo boo sweetie oojy woojy poogy poo
• cthulu 
• sweet devil prince in the pale moon light
• Leslie
• floor
• 2% milk
• Ella Fitzgerald

I love you, floor.

I love you too, 2% milk.

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iwillmindfuckyou:

at least i find myself funny

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